Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
