It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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