I wannas sexs uuuuu
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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