I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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