Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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