That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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