You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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