i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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