You're completely useless in the revolution.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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