I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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