Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
not ubering you a puppy
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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