She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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