Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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