Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So much rum. So many feels.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i out mim tonsoeep
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