He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i will never coherently bang her
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
