I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
third nipple confirmed
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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