I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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