In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
