man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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