you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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