Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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