is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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