I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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