If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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