I wannas sexs uuuuu
do herpes really smell.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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