Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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