you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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