Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"