i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.