I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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