Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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