I faked an abortion last night.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
