How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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