I'm jealous of your bromance
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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