Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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