Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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