i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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