This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Im part way to drunk.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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