Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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