Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
is it fun? or sober?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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