Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
there's paper in my vomit.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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