You made me cry and you don't even care
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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