if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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