he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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