oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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