I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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