Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
