Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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