Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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