She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
