So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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