R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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