used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I had to cum in my sink.
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