There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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