East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
