She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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