The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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