brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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