At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
